I Don’t Buy Gentle Tools

SAOThis morning we (Christi, SAO, and I) were discussing power washing driveways and decks.  SAO, my wonderful mother-in-law, thought she might borrow my pressure washer to power wash her deck and house across the street.   Without a moment’s thought, my answer was “no.” 

My power washer is gas powered, and, while it’s not truly a professional model…it’s not far away from the pro-models as far as pressure delivered goes.  And, well, lets just say that I can’t picture my mother-in-law using anything gas powered besides her car. 

We were discussing the dangers of using a gas-powered appliance such as this: tearing up the wood on the deck, accidentally injecting water into your skin (perhaps I was a little over dramatic on that one).  I even think I’ve heard of people removing the mortar from between bricks on accident. 

SAO, dear old Grandma Shirley, my mother-in-law mentioned that she thought my power washer would be gentler than a professional model.  My response:

I don’t buy gentle tools.

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For the Love of Tools: Wrench Turning Concerto

Stanley 55-099 FatMax Xtreme FUBARLast night, one of my employees, Donnie, and I swapped out a cell site that’s been giving us trouble.  We did not do this the easy way.  The easy way would be to hire a couple of electricians to run and connect all the power cables.  The easy way would be to have a crane standing  by to lift the old cabinets out of the way, and put the new cabinet in places.  We did not have a budget for this project, so we could not do it the easy way. 

What was the most fun part for me?  I got to use many of my recently acquired tools! 

First up was the GearWrench Ratcheting Wrenches that I got for my birthday.  With these I was truly able to get into some tight spaces and make quick work of bolts we would have otherwise had a lot of trouble with.  Awesome! 

Next, I found the lighted mechanics gloves (also birthday) came in very handy at 3 AM trying to connect the earth grounds to the back of the cabinets.  Yes, the LED drop light was there also and I was glad to have it.  When you’re searching the grass for dropped tools, flashlights just don’t cut it.

What tool got the most use last night?  The FUBAR!!!!  We used the FUBAR to lift the cabinets, to pry the cabinets, and, in one case, to beat the cabinet into submission.  Those two bolts coming up out of the concrete in the way?  No problem for the FUBAR!  Need to get the cabinet a couple inches in the air to shove something under it?  No problem!  Need to flatten that protruding piece of metal on the front of the cabinet?  No problema!  Need to shove the cabinet a couple inches sideways?  Forget about it.  That ain’t happening.  Even with the FUBAR.

Well, we got it moved, but it was definitely a problem.  We took a tip from, I think, from the ancient Egyptians for moving the cabinets last night.  Now, you have to understand, these cabinets are a little smaller than a small refrigerator (not the little dorm fridge, I’m talking about the top-freezer model you had in your first apartment) and lot heavier than a big one.  I don’t know the exact weight, but I’ll tell you that when the two cabinets were separated, two grown men couldn’t shove them around on the concrete.  So, we used 4 pieces of conduit as rollers and managed to roll the old cabinets right up to the trailer.  This method even made moving the new cabinets–which were attached to each other, picture moving two refrigerators at the same time–much easier.  The first 10 feet was super easy and probably only took us 15 to 20 minutes.  When we got with in two inches of where we needed the cabinets, we took the conduit out from under and no longer had our rollers.  That last two inches probably took us close to an hour, and we ended up putting the rollers back under it.

That was my fun night last night.  What did you do?

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For the Love of Tools: The Cat in the Corners

Ryobi Corner CatNo, this post is not about Cuddles, the new cat in our household.  I would not take a tool anywhere near a kitten.

This is about the Ryobi Corner Cat.  The Corner Cat is my newest acquisition, and helped me (and Sarah) with the digital picture frame project. 

Since I last wrote about the frame, I’ve actually purchased the wood–’select pine’ from Lowes because I’m cheap.  I’ve cut the pieces and assembled the main body of the frame.  I was hoping I wouldn’t have to sand it because I’m lazy and hate sanding.  But, the pine (as I should have known) wasn’t taking the stain evenly, and I wasn’t getting a finish that was as dark as I wanted.  So, Monday night I headed off to Home Depot with the remnants of a gift card and a plan to buy sand-paper.  My plans were foiled by all the pretty lights and tool displays.  Instead, I walked out with the Ryobi Corner Cat. 

The Corner Cat was inexpensive and came with a selection of sand papers that I thought would at least get me through this job without having to buy more paper.  I liked the “LiveTool Indicator” which is really just a light that glows on the top of the tool when it’s plugged in.  This is a handy little feature.  When looking at the Corner Cat in the store, I thought (and was correct) that the dust collection port would be easily adaptable to the central vacuum in the house. 

  • Tip for all you aspiring wood workers out there: If you can’t justify a full fledged ‘dust collection’ system for your shop–talk your wife into a central vac and make sure there’s a port in your wood shop!  If your wood shop is in your garage, you’ll be able to further justify this addition by promising to vacuum the family car!

The Corner Cat has lots of other features, but all I really cared about was the dust collection.  You can ask Christi and she’ll verify this next statement: I hate cleaning up after myself in the garage.  I prefer to leave it messy, and this usually leaves us at odds over the state of cleanliness in the garage.

The last nice thing I’ll mention about the Corner Cat is actually applicable to all detail and random-orbit sanders.  They don’t have too many moving parts and no blades for an 8 year old to hurt themselves on!  I felt confident letting Sarah take the first passes with it, even using the aggressive 60-grit paper.  Sarah moved the Corner Cat around the frame like she’d been sanding for years, staying with the grain and not once losing control.  Of course, this isn’t the first time she’s used a sander.  She helped in the past sanding old finish off a desk for Leanna.  But it has been a while.  The only noise she complained about was the central vac, which is better than my last sander.  Of course, that may only have been because the vac was so loud you couldn’t hear the sander.  Sarah stayed with it until the front of the frame was finished and worked on a couple of the sides.  I could tell that she felt a little nervous here on the sides, but she didn’t give up until I told her to knock the corners down a bit.  She didn’t feel comfortable with that task, so I finished everything from there.

The Corner Cat did it’s job well, and-true to it’s name-worked perfectly on the inside corners, getting right up to the very smallest parts of the corners and leaving nothing for lazy me to sand by hand!  I did not try the little dust bag that came with it, I actually had the central vac hooked up and running before the first time we turned it on!  Those dust bags, in my experience, don’t hold more than 5 minutes worth of dust anyway.

All-in-all, I think the Corner Cat is a good value, and I’m glad I purchased it!

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For the Love of Tools: FUBAR vs. Crow Bar

Stanley 55-099 FatMax Xtreme FUBARWe have a pile of pallets in the parking lot at work.  They keep accumulating and we can’t seem to get rid of them.  So, this week we decided to throw them in the dumpster.  This led me to bring Stanley’s FUBAR to work! 

I brought it in on Tuesday, carried it around to show it off, and displayed it proudly on my desk.  For some unknown (and possibly unrelated) reason, all of my employees began finishing projects prior to deadline.  I highly recommend this method of motivation to all supervisors and managers!

Today was the first chance we had to try it out.  Charlie had a crow bar and I had the FUBAR.  I felt bad watching Charlie pry at pallets while I was simply twisting them apart with the FUBAR.  I’m not going to tell you that the FUBAR did all the work for me, but I will say that Charlie finished the job today wishing he had used my FUBAR.  At the end of the session, I had completely finished tearing apart 4 pallets while Charlie only pried apart 2 with his crow bar.

Operation of the FUBAR is straight-forward and simple.  I’ve also got to say that it was a little fun, but then, who doesn’t like demolition!  For tearing apart pallets I used the FUBAR’s open jaw to hook the pallet and drag it near the dumpster, then I grabbed each board on top with the jaw and, with a couple of twists, lifted each board away from it’s nails.  For the last 3 boards and 3 2×4′s on the bottom, a few quick whacks with the hammer face dislodged these and they were soon flying into the dumpster.  I’ll grant that this whole job was easier because the wood was well soaked from yesterdays ‘wintry mix’ of precipitation, but I still had a much easier time of it than Charlie had with the crow bar.

Unfortunately, no one had a camera on hand, so there are no action shots.  Maybe next time.

I think Charlie is going to buy a FUBAR after today!  I recommend you buy one too!  I think I want to find a house to demolish!

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