Good-bye M5

As promised, today I will post pictures from tearing apart a BMW e28 M5. First, a little history. Rob is the most recent owner of this car. It has a salvage title and a blown exhaust valve and 144,000 miles on the odometer. Before that, we know the car was owned by John SCB (from mye28.com). The story we know is that the car was hit in the rear, and that the trunk of another e28 was grafted on. It must have been a good job, because no one can fine the welds in the trunk–we find out later that it’s because they aren’t there. Turns out that the entire back half of the car from 4 inches behind the B-pillar and just below the roof on the C-pillar all the way back to the bumper was grafted on from another car–not just the trunk. Also, at least the head of the engine came from another car. Rob found two VIN stickers on the head, the VIN that matched the car on top, and another VIN underneath.
Rob has decided that he would rather not have a salvage title M5 and he’s actually never really liked black cars. Since US M5′s only came in black, and he can’t really import a Euro M5, he’s going to look for a lachsilber (silver) body to convert to a Euro M5 replica. This is where our story really begins and why we’ve decided to part this car.
Thanks to Shirley, our official photographer. (Click on the images to see them full size)
Here are Rob and I preparing on Thursday morning eating breakfast.

And at the end of Thursday, all the parts that were in the way are now out, and we can pull the engine on Friday

Here we are Friday morning beginning to pull the engine:

The engine is free!

Two very happy wrench-turners.

Here we are with the engine and 3 of the family’s 4 BMW’s (the other BMW, a white e34 M5 is in California and could not be here for the group photo!)

Here is the empty engine bay:

Now it’s time to work on the interior:

The interior is almost done.

WOW

Here’s Rob looking for the M5′s battery cable. Notice the rusty looking spot about 4 inches behind the B-pillar. This is when we realized that the entire back half of the car was grafted on, not just the trunk.

End of the day Friday

Time for a little fun

On Saturday morning, Jay arrives and we load the car up. Jay will remove the differential, half shafts, close-ration steering box and remaining shadow lining (he already has the drivers doors) and we’ll get those parts from him later.

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For the Love of Tools III: Lift anything you want!!

Engine HoistThis weekend, I’m borrowing a tool that I’ll always want and probably never own. I really have no need for this one, but it would just be so awesome to have!

Engine Hoist, Cherry Picker, Engine Crane…whatever you call it, this is a fun tool to have around. To know that with a couple of hours disconnecting things, you can pull the engine out of any car, is a powerful feeling.
Why do I need it this weekend? Well, I’m finally going be attacking the car in the garage. My brother-in-law and I will be stripping to the floorboards a 1988 e28 M5. Then, we’ll talk about what I’m going to list on E-bay for him. I’ll post some pictures so you can see what the shell of an e28 looks like.

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Ode to the e28 M5

athomas at the M5 board has it all down in a nutshell.
Links to this post have made the rounds on most M5 related message boards this summer, and, like many readers have said, it nearly brings tears to my eyes. Mr. Thomas describes perfectly the experiences of driving a 20 year old car. Specifically a 20 year old BMW. I think his writing could explain to anyone why I drive my e28 as often as I can. You’ll want to read the entire post, but since it’s long, I’ll quote here where he starts and finishes. I think it’s a pretty good summary:

Hey, so I bought one of these things a few weeks ago, I?ve been driving it around a little bit, dropping in on the forums here and there and, along with my wife and my friends, asking myself ?what the hell am I thinking with this old car??

Because the BMW E28 M5 is a silly car. Perhaps it was superlative when it was new but now it is a machine that time has left behind. It has a motor that isn?t particularly strong, (our family grocery getter, an XC 90 has more ponies, as they like to say in the auto writing world) it doesn?t go very fast, (a new Toyota Camry can keep up), it isn?t particularly well built or appointed (again see the Camry example), it is loud and it rides like a forklift.

And so I found the car on-line, made sure it was what it said it was, bought it and flew to San Francisco to pick it up and take it back East. I wasn?t quite sure what to make of it initially but got my first hint of the future a day later on I-80 coming East out of Sacramento across the floor of the Central Valley just before dawn.

There were just a few cars on a butter smooth road and the cruise control was set to 80 when some kid in a Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX came weaving up traffic and ended up in front of me. He and the car in the right lane were running even at about ninety, no one in front of them. Hmmmm. I put the M5 in the left lane crept up on that GSX in 5th gear until I was 10 feet off his bumper. Then I did what I like to think the white-coated, short-haired, bespectacled, clip-board carrying Hun who created my machine wanted me to do ? I gave that GSX a long steady flash of my brights. GSX did as I expected, he accelerated, moved over to the right hand lane and kept accelerating. I gave him a few seconds to declare himself and then, heel-toe, at 90mph, I dropped into 4th and the 20 year old sleek machine pulled across 4500 to 6500 rpms, joyfully howling like a turbo jet, lunging forward until I put her in fifth and kept going rock steady until I was locked at 140 mph, the GSX disappearing in the rear view mirror as I hurled across the waking Central Valley into the riot of the coming sun.

cheers

a thomas

Yes, Mr Thomas, cheers.

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5erFest 2006 Autocross videos!

5er Fest Autocross videos are now available in Google Video! Sorry, I don’t remember enough about the autocross to tell you which car is which.

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